PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta discuss about the true scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more than just watching. It's a whole vibe. You got your typical match, sure, but then there's the behind-the-scenes. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! One time when that winger went flying into the boards, I swear, it looked like a comic